Btw, I don’t post my original writing here, but I’d love to share it with anyone else who’s focused on creating their own universes and character relationships! I have a separate penname for that stuff, so leave me an ask if you’re interested in sharing and learning more about each others storyworlds! Seriously, I have like eight active universes and over fifty characters...
manafromheaven: prince-of-penis: seekingvakarian: this week on tumblr: yahoo buying tumblr “bitch I might be” POKEMON FUSION dont forget eurovision swiggity swag what’s in the bag doctor who supernatural hannibal fandom superwholock hiatus chaos /dances
In a sour mood now. Gonna play some Mass Effect. If anyone wants some idle chatter, I’m on Skype right now. Send me an ask and we’ll exchange usernames!
brandisbigbootybitches: im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
spamanos: ok so who else imagines amvs when they listen to songs
4-8yr Olds Describing Love.
Rebecca, age 8: When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.
Terri, age 4: Love is what makes you smile when you're tired.
Danny, age 7: Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK.
Nikka, age 6: If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.
Elaine, age 5: Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken.
Chris, age 7: Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.
Mary Ann, age 4: Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.
grodus: true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other
noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
ethanwearsprada: i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
Plot twist: Kakashi takes off his mask and he's also Obito.
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
milkydayy: i know everyones freaking out about yahoo buying tumblr but maybe just maybe its the beggining of something
People aren’t either wicked or noble. They’re like chef’s salads, with good...– The Grim Grotto, Lemony Snicket (via fyeahliteraryquotes)
cake-and-monsters: shewards: dalestuckies: i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck Correction: I hate seeing people younger than me who’ve got their life together. Boooo. Boo on you, I say. Subtext: I hate seeing people who have their life together
broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie” i’m laaughing so...